Get my texts sir? Looking at coming down on the 15th&16th of June :).
Oh my phone died ages ago whilst we were journeying back :T
Awww sheit those days I’m going to be at my Bro’s wedding!
SUGARPLUM I’M SO PROUD OF YOU. Also you may be seeing me sooner than you originally thought :’)
Eee, danke! c: Haha. Ohhhreally? What’s the word guuurl?
Don’t even, I’d feel sorry for you if you’d replied to my asks :’). You look like a miserable teddy bear.
Hahaa what, I did you berk? Befo’ I went to bed and stuff..
Hehe that is essentially what I am at all times :’)
I’m not quite sure how you resisted that stem line yesterday…
Oh my god.
I nearly just dropped my jeans right there and then you don’t even know.
WHY CAN’T I HAVE YOU ON TAP BABY
OH GURL, YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN :’)
Valient effort…have you still not gotten my ask?
Good job me.
You actually are my wank bank. Like all of it, there’s several little Dan’s running around organising stuff, and a couple more trying on various smiths t-shirts infront of a mirror and oh dear lord I’m creeping myself out…
I imagine there’s a voice in you head much like mine, right at that moment saying “Stop, stop now, halt the talking -STOP USING WORDS. I am literally even worrying myself and you’re..I’m, me?!” ;)
Vikki passed out at one. That was hilarious. All of the shame, just gone. That’s good because we’ll be sharing a bed after (I just mouthed “love-er” at you, then realised that you aren’t here and not Vikki and therefore it could be taken weirdly..)
Heheh, nicely done Vik. NONE OF THE SHAME. Ahaa, hey, HEY NOW, easy tiger, I’m not just one of your ‘girls of the night’ y’know, you’ve got to buy me flowers ‘n’ chocolates and romance me before we go sharing a bed! HA.
(I just laughed, it’s okay… I can totally imagine you just sitting there and doing that and immediately after realising what you’ve just done and cringing. It amuses me.)
I saw it and thought of you dollface. IT’S BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DAMMNIT. Errr you know everytime I text you drunk like “WHAT IS GOING ON?!?/THERE’S A GUY ON MY BOOBS/IDON’TUNDERSTAND. Yeah those ones :’). It’ll be so awkward aha.
I wonder why ;) Hehee.
OH GURL <3 Oh my god hahaa..sounds like it’ll be an experience eh! Nahh, not when we have alcohol eating away our shame :’D
WHY YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THA DOLLFACE? 28.media.tumblr.com/tum… Srsly though, that last bit of my text is happening.
Hahh that gif is perfection :’).. oh, who’s that knocking on the door? OH, it’s life is it? Well it can knock all it likes, but it can’t compete with this fucking duvet now can it?
Ohh is it now? Is this under the universally recognised law of ‘because Sammy said’? ;) Also, how legendary are said houseparties exactly?