doctorwhooters replied to your post: glitterherpes replied to your post: I CAN’T HANDLE…

HAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD I CAN’T BREATHE

I’m riiiight there with ya buddy >//u//<

the-giant-skeleton:

manlesbian:

the-giant-skeleton replied to your photo: I simply cannot today. I cannot anything. I am…

I know the feeling~ hshsdhgsa

Aw nuts - .- I’m sorry you are/have been in the same boat.

The good ship, The SS. djfjshdgfk

With my limited experience with boats I assume that you wear Sailor Fuku and Donald Duck hats. mmhmm.

Naturally! How ever did you know (◡‿◡✿)

Also I srsly giggled, good lord, this is brilliant -bless your soul.

And bless the great ship S.S. djfjshdgfk, it’s a beautiful thing.

immaculatemolars replied to your post: I just made a huge 5 egg omelette (With mushrooms,…

I feel ya’ buddy, I had pancakes, scrambled eggs and an entire packet of bacon for dinner -u-. Chubs ahoy!

Ron Swanson would be proud… did you look at yourself in the mirror and just say “I want all the bacon and eggs you have, and by that I mean all the bacon and eggs you have” ; v;

We’re living the protein dream buddy woOo~